when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
i didn’t know if this was meant to happen or
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
“And light shines in the darkness” the murals spoke.
The only light your eyes see is through the bottom of the glass.
this is so gorgeous i cant stand it this is the kind of stuff i want to be able to make
*whispers* yahoo ships destiel
*whispers back* we still don’t like yahoo
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells